(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut yesterday,
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut yesterday.



Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open yesterday,
Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open yesterday.



It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten yesterday,
It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten yesterday.



So I ate, so I ate it,
So I ate it yesterday,
So I ate, so I ate it,
So I ate it yesterday.



Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache yesterday,
Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache yesterday.



Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor yesterday,
Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor yesterday.



Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin yesterday,
Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin yesterday.



Operation, operation,
Operation yesterday,
Operation, operation,
Operation yesterday.



So I died, so I died,
So I died yesterday,
So I died, so I died,
So I died yesterday.



Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven yesterday,
Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven yesterday.



Wouldn't 'ave me, wouldn't 'ave me,
Wouldn't 'ave me yesterday,
Wouldn't 'ave me, wouldn't 'ave me,
Wouldn't 'ave me yesterday.



Went to hell, went to hell,
Went to hell yesterday,
Went to hell, went to hell,
Went to hell yesterday.



Guess what I found there, guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there yesterday?
Guess what I found there, guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there yesterday?



Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut yesterday,
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut yesterday.